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You spread crumbs on a condom, deep fry it and then use it to penetrate the woman, screaming "ITS FINGER LICKING GOOD" as you ejaculate. The woman MUST nibble off the crumbs and ejaculate from the condom before the act can be approved by the "Colonel in the corner" who is a man dressed as the KFC Colonel who stands in the corner of the room masturbating (optional).
"Hey Danny, how'd the KFC go last night?"
"What do you mean Alex? You were the colonel in the corner!"
The KFC by TheOGWaifu May 8, 2019
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The KFC Mafia 

Is a Mafia consisted of 3 team memebers(Joe,Mark, Rene) of KFC. Founded in 2003 in National City, CA (8th Highland), The KFC Mafia is known to drink lots of Liqour(Budwesier is the offical Beer of the KFC Mafia) and cause havoic. The KFC Mafia is is no longer active, but the the Name will live on.
The KFC Mafia members was raising hell last night!
The KFC Mafia was raising hell yeserday!
The KFC Mafia by joelar March 25, 2008

the "kfc" loving people 

the kfc loving people are a harsh group of thugs who love to steal. They commit half the crimes in the world but are only a small percentage of people in the world. They love to hold gun sideways and consume kfc, watermelon and Kool aid. even though they love Kool aid the one thing they fear the most is the Kool Klux Klan. imagine if the kfc loving people made there own kkk, it would be called the Kool Aid Klan
Person: No! please don't rob me!

the "kfc" loving people: shut up nigga! we goin to rob yo ass and eat yo kfc!

october 18th raid the kfc day 

on october 18th everyone must go raid kfc and take all there chicken tenders.
october 18th raid the kfc day is the day where everyone must raid their nearest kfc

the.official.kfc.man 

the.official.kfc.man is a tik toker who posts content about mostly anime but sometimes other things. they have 82 followers
my favourite tik toker is the.official.kfc.man

the 11th special herb in kfcs recipie 

Guy 1: hey! Wanna smoke weed? Guy 2: nah just the 11th special herb in kfcs recipie. Aka weed
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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