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The Jose 

A unnaturally tall hispanic who despises people who rant on about pure bullshit, finds themselves rather self-centered around anime, and hardly ever does their homework. There is a the in front of the name to represent the fact that 99.99% of the world will find this man just built differently. He will never take no for an answer, he beats his cock at night with a passion, and has read 40% of currently existing manga. Always use high emphasis when mentioning his name, period.
You see, THE JOSE doesn't give a shit about what you think, Adrian.
The Jose by Sytoc March 11, 2021
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The Big Jose 

When you freeze a chipotle burrito and use it as a dildo.
why are ordering two burritos?

I'll eat one now and later go home and treat myself to The Big Jose.
The Big Jose by BabybackB February 14, 2017

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles) 

What I call homo-sapiens who have the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" as well as being addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (Angel Jose Robles)

The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...

Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys 'Jose-Finale' Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release
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