The Jarrod

A man who is always drunk. He also enjoys hentai, a lot of it. A. LOT. Of. HENTAI and I mean like so much hentai its unhealthy amounts. He will stalk any and all. There is no running. There is no escape. From he whom watches Hentai

The thing came for me, I'm not going back, The Jarrod, it was everywhere and no-where, There is no escape from * The * Jarrod

The Jarrod by Man of many genders January 3, 2019

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The "Jarred" Effect

When shit just somehow works out the best way possible.

Guy 1: Yo, Smith just pulled this bad Viet bitch like it was nothing.
Guy 2: The "Jarred" Effect man...

The "Jarred" Effect by Rindor August 25, 2021

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The Jarrotts

One's physical reaction to a large greasy meal; intestinal pain and or discomfort; The feeling of another organ growing in one's stomach; stigma similar to the chicken pocks, the aids, and the swine flu.

My friend Michael ate at that Thai restaurant and he got The Jarrotts.

The Jarrotts by Master D.P. September 26, 2009

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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