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the jacker 

The jacker is a demon who haunts people during the night and day. The jacker is mainly seen in the woods or in the corner of your room when you least expect it, just like a ordinary demon. His was of tormenting you is buy jacking off butt naked and looking you in the eyes while he does it. Some say they have woken up and he was standing over them while he’s cranking his penis.
I was walking home from the bar last night and I seen the jacker in the woods masturbating... once you look at him he will not leave you alone....
the jacker by The needer October 13, 2020

snarf the jackal 

when one penetrates another persons bunghole by use of tongue, also known as tossing the salad. to snarf is to penetrate with tongue; jackal is the anus.

alternatively: one may also use one portion of the term to describe itself. for example, "i'm snarfing this ice-cream." or "man is my jackal itchy."
"hey man did you snarf the jackal?"

"yeah dude, after i went down on her, i totally snarfed the jackal."
snarf the jackal by galactusslap January 20, 2009

Rip The Jacker 

Rapper Canibus's alter ago, kinda like Eminem's Slim Shady
Rip The Jacker by AC August 7, 2003

the jackers 

n. A gang for people who like to jack off. Term was coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline sometime around 2000-01.
Adam: If you join the jackers you get jackets.
Dr. Drew: The jacker jackets?

The Jacket Surprise 

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.
woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!

the jacket

"I'm tired of tha motherfuckin' jacket sweatin' my gang while I'm chillin' in the shack." -Eazy E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")
the jacket by Nick D January 31, 2004