The Irish 

An ethnic group that originated from the island of Ireland. Historically, they were proficient tradesmen, artisans, and founders of the Gaelic language. They were some of the fiercest fighters in Europe, and were grouped in familial tribes under a democratically elected King or Queen. The Romans refused to fight them, but the English decided they were up to the task. After a small time period of only 400 years, they finally conquered Ireland. By the mid-late 1800's it became safe enough for an Englishman to travel to all parts of Ireland. Since they now had complete and total control, the English decided to, as usual, abuse their subjects. The Irish were treated as second-class citizens, sold as slaves overseas, and made to pay harsh taxes. In the early 1900's the Irish fought back, and the southern portion of Ireland regained freedom. The northern part did not. To this day there is hope that Ireland will once again be reunited as a whole country once again. With the advent of Brexit, these dreams will likely be realized within the next 30 years.

The children of Ireland can be found across the globe, and can be recognized from their high cheekbones, mid-depth eye-sockets, downward slanted eye-sockets, pointed eyebrows, pale white skin, thin lips, broad shoulders, strong chins, and mostly clan based surnames. ie Kelly, O'Donnell, ect.

"They're the Irish."

The Irish by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016

The Irish 

(Sex position) Any position in the Karma Sutra done with an Irish man.

Mate did the Irish last night, it was grand!

The Irish by WeeFuckers April 8, 2019

the Irish 

Many centuries ago, the Irish were the most advanced race on earth. Legend has it they were on the verge of transcending to become beings of pure energy, when they discovered alcohol and...well you know the rest.
On the bright side, they invented stout, potatoes, and whiskey

Peter Griffin, from the Griffin family in Family Guy, is Irish. So is Gerry Adams, the IRA and Irish Whiskey

the Irish by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

The Irish Guy 

Irish Guy is a member of a YouTube channel called HITC Sport(Soccer Channel) And Is Praised For Being Funny For saying random stuff.

“Dude you like soccer, so you should watch hitc sport The Irish Guy Is So Funny.”

The Irish Guy by Somerandombuddy June 30, 2020

The Irish Pub

A sexual position where the one partner inserts there middle finger in the persons anus then at the same also inserts there middle finger on the opposite hand in the vagina while rubbing the clitoris with the thumb and also sucking on the females breasts

Created by: Dylan Badyna

Bob: How was last night with that girl
Devin: great!
Devin: I gave her the Irish pub in the car

The Irish Pub by Sketchy Guy September 19, 2018

The Irish Sandwich 

Colin Farrell, Cillian Murphy and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. A sandwich most satesfying....
Need I say more?
A twist on The Irish Sandwich is The Irish Sandwich with Canadian Bacon: Colin Farrell, Cillian Murphy, JRM and Hayden Christensen.

There is an extreme shortage of the Irish Sandwich in our world....
That's why the Gods created Fannon!
FanGirl #1 "One Irish Sandwich, coming up -"
FanGirl #2 "Oy! Add a slice of Canadian Bacon, will ya?"

The Irish Sandwich by Peaseblossom85 September 7, 2008

The Irish Curse 

A trait of the Irish heritage that causes people of Irish decent to have small unsatisfying penis'

Collin Casey: Dude i cant believe she rejected my D!
Mike: Sucks for you dude, why?
Collin Casey: She said my dick was too small.
Mike: Aw the Irish curse strikes again

The Irish Curse by not irish June 10, 2009