The Hover 

A truly remarkable feat of concentration and resonance, which has an effect of levitation a few feet above the attic, when 3 or more people join hands and produce the frequency that cannot be heard. A competent ground crew is recommended, particularly if one or more people in the group cannot be trusted to maintain absolute focus, in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, to simply produce the specific frequency, and to conceal the position of the participants high above the attic, ideally in the lower stratosphere, if the harmonic resonance approaches the upper limits of sonic viability, without causing shockwaves.

The Hover would have worked , if Gahrsten VanVöchenstein listened to the experienced hovers, and stayed as part of the ground crew, so that Broccoli Rob would be unaware of the altitude we had achieved.

The Hover by ellsworthtoohey May 3, 2018

The hover maneuver 

Circle the nipple twice with index finger and press in on the nipple

“Do the hover maneuver on me “

The hover maneuver by The Weeb Scientist February 10, 2022

the Hoerner 

When the opposite partner affectionately touches you and immediately turns away and pretends to be tired, yet comes back repeatedly after a few moments over and over again

A girl kisses a boy and looks deep into his eyes (both thinking this is awesome!!!!) as the boy goes back to kiss her again she turns her head back and acts like she's tired just to play her games. the hoerner is what you just experienced

the Hoerner by Yorkmiester April 20, 2010

The Homer Simpson 

When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart

Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.

The Homer Simpson by The ibiza choker September 28, 2019

The Haverford School

The Haverford School located on the Main Line is the best all-boys preparatory in the Greater Philadelphia area. Filled with attractive boys from influential and rich families usually blond with blue eyes but also have attractive males from all over the world. Haverford boys always beat their overrated rival Episcopal Academy in all sports and activities. Shipley, on the other hand, is irrelevant compared to the Fords or EA as they are not even in the Inter-Ac League. Haverford truly is the best all-boys school on the Main Line and that is the reason that EA and Shitley changed to Co-Ed schools.

Did you get into The Haverford School?
I don't know yet, but I have a lot of Shitley's and EA's lined up

The Haverford School by someone relevant on January 28, 2018

The Haverford School

The preppiest all boys school you will ever meet. This school basically invented waspy. Haverford as it is referred to breeds stuck up white boys who whole heartedly believe they are better than everyone else. Common traits of an attendee are; being an asshole, having too much money, doing a lot of stupid shit frequently, and sleeping with girls from Agnes Irwins. Dispite the horrid personalities that attend it seems the school only lets in people hand crafted by god, the whole student body is gorgeous. Finally, he defining trait of The Haverford School is that even the dumbest ones will go to an Ivy because of their families power and the power of the schools name on a resume.

I'm currently taking fuckboy classes at the haverford school.

The Haverford School by Allen202 August 20, 2017

Can't see the hovercraft for the eels 

Being unable to see the bigger picture. Focusing on the eels without dealing with the larger hovercraft

I can't see the hovercraft for the eels

Can't see the hovercraft for the eels by markymoo72 May 12, 2019