The Hokey Pokey

A dance widely recognized as 'what it's all about'.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around: that's what it's all about!

by tarnishedlemon June 2, 2011

the hokey pokey

a sexual act in which you perform oral on your partner while moving your legs in a circular motion while writing out "do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around" in your partners vagina, while grabbing her breasts and moving them up and down like cow utters. and (this is optional) your friend is gonna beat the shit out of his meat whilst singing the lyrics to "the hokey pokey"

jake "me and my girlfriend performed the hokey pokey last night"
kyle "thats cool, but did you ever try "the school bus"?

by Mr.DocterAids June 19, 2022

the hokey pokey

slang for intercourse

lets go upstairs and do the hokey pokey.

by Indigo606 September 13, 2011

The hokey pokey past midnight

Another word for 'messing around' or having sex used in the movie Charlie Gordan.

"Charlie do you have a girl up there? What have I said about doing the hokey pokey past midnight!?"

by Cal3d0nl0cal July 31, 2016

Do the hokey pokey

Have a cone.

Australian Citizen 1: Oi Davo! Let's go Do the hokey pokey and get turnt around!
Australian Citizen 2 (Davo): Sounds farkin skitz! I am stingin for a cone.

by Skooooobs June 5, 2019

The Emotional Hokey Pokey

You put your emotions in. You take your emotions out. You put your emotions in and they get shaken all about. You do the emotional hokey pokey and you're left down and out. That's why you're sad not glad.

Mark decided that he should express his feelings to a girl he liked and in doing so she made him do the emotional hokey pokey and it left him mad and confused.

by Wason Jertz December 9, 2008

The Spooky Hokey Pokey

A nickname for sex. Not to be mixed up with “The Devils Tango”

“Charlie is doing The Spooky Hokey Pokey with Lukas”
“But Charlie isn't gay?”
“He’s experimenting”

by Ieatfurries69 December 7, 2022