the hoffman

A move in which a man, preferably a frat-star/bro-king, fingers a girl and then proceeds to stick his fingers in the girls mouth so that she may taste herself.

Last night Josh was telling me that he had some slam piece over. He was fingering her and then started to shove his fingers in her mouth. She loved it, that girl got the hoffman!

the hoffman by Brobi one knobi November 5, 2009

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The Hoffman

when hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.

as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty

The Hoffman by b dwys September 13, 2007

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The Dustin Hoffman

When you bang a girls asshole with your nose

I met up with Michelle and I gave her The Dustin Hoffman in her anus

Dustin Hoffman has a shitty mustache because he likes giving hookers The Dustin Hoffman

The Dustin Hoffman by Javster Gonzalez October 17, 2008

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The Hofmann

slang for LSD

Named after the Swedish chemist Albert Hofmann who synthesized the drug in 1938

guy 1 : yo man I just tripped balls off the hofmann!
guy 2 : wow that's crazy man!

The Hofmann by worldstoughest June 3, 2021

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The Huffman

The act of giving a your partner a wounded pigeon and afterwards performing a Detroit escalator.

I gave Daniel The Huffman last night.

The Huffman by Carletta6969 November 7, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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