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The Hock 

A perilous endurance challenge in which participants are airdropped onto a frozen lake within a boreal forest of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in early March. Individuals may bring any equipment they can carry, excluding firearms, maps, and communication devices, rescue beacons also prohibited. The objective is for participants to survive and navigate back to civilization or die trying.
He did the Hock to prove to himself that he had what it takes to be worthy of self-love.
The Hock by dangerridge November 4, 2023
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The James Hock (a.k.a. The Law) 

A man fucks a girl in the ass, and right before the man is about to cum, he has diabetic seizure and dies, while still inside the girls ass.

The James Hock 

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease
I love the sherrif
The James Hock by Jesus September 21, 2003

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch! 

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

What the hockey? 

When your in school and want to say “what the hell??” Bc skme wierd shit happened but your teacher is really strict
*youfind our you failed when you studied all night* What the hockey??
What the hockey? by Ik Stuff February 2, 2019

the hockey jersey 

You're standing with your cock out, your girl's on her knees in front of you. Just as she's about to put your dick in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and pull it over her head, thus thrusting your wang into her mouth!
"She was just about to blow me, and I gave her the hockey jersey!"
the hockey jersey by Terry Koch February 7, 2007

The Hockey Jersey 

You're standing up with your cock out, and your girl's on her knees in front of you... just about to start sucking your cock. Just as she's going to put it in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and tug it towards you over her head... thus jamming your cock in her mouth.
"So me and the woman were just about to get it on, she gets on her knees.. then I gave her the Hockey Jersey!"
The Hockey Jersey by Terry Koch February 4, 2007