The Hermit Crab

the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!

Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!

The Hermit Crab by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

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feeding the hermit crab

a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.

dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!

feeding the hermit crab by Lei Lei January 11, 2009

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the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

the angry hermit crab by JoeVirus November 24, 2006

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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