2 definition by TheMightyBeef

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the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!
Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

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As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!
"she was being really annoying, so I smoke screened her"
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

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