JoeVirus's definitions

the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

by JoeVirus November 24, 2006

The Smore

When a girl is sucking your dick on her knees you jizz on the palm of your hand, then you rub your hands together and smack her with both jizz-filled hands at the same time to spread cum all over her face.

After I gave the girl the smore she had no idea what was going on.

by JoeVirus November 16, 2006