The Grover 

The hardest trick in the penis puppeteer's arsenal, it is produced when both testes are twisted into a dominant position over the penis itself creating a resemblance the face of the muppet character bearing the same name. Imagine his eyes as being the two testicales (spanish) and his long penile nose being the shaft and head of the puppeteer's penga (espanol). under-scrotum pubics can be attributed as facial hair if one desires, although some men are obliged to trim/shave this area according to current trends.

"I couldn't believe he pulled off the grover, last time i tried that my left and right nut traded places over a thousand times. now when i ejaculate i feel like im falling."

The Grover by the street sweeper August 16, 2009

The Grover Stinker 

A sexual maneuver in which the woman clasps the nutsack in her hand until the testicles turn blue. The man then inserts them into her anus, so that they are covered in poop. He pulls them out and slaps her face with them.

The Grover Stinker left my balls aching, but was totally worth it.

The Grover Stinker by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

fuck the government

The wisest quote I've ever heard in my life.

Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.

Me, on the above: Fuck the government.

fuck the government by fuck the state October 30, 2007

fuck the government

1. a statement of strong dislike and conviction towards the governing body that represents us all.

2. An opinion held by the founding fathers of the United States of America.

“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.” – Thomas Jefferson

“They that can give up essential Liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither Liberty nor safety.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Make yourself a sheep and the wolves will eat you.” – Benjamin Franklin

“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.” – Abraham Lincoln

I hope this definition clarifies what "fuck the government" really means

Sally: Have you been paying attention to the news and the government latley?

Bill: Yeah, the goverment is silently molesting our every orifice, and we a gladly licking their hands like obedient dogs.

Sally: You mean you don't trust our government Bill?

Bill: Sorry, I am not a lapdog. If I were to have anything to say about the government, it would be "fuck the government!"

Sally: Too bad most citizens are sheep and will continue to allow the government to corall us like dumb animals.

Bill: Well Sally, unfortunatly most people are so dumb that the government they have is the government they deserve.

fuck the government by M Stillman June 29, 2006

Fuck the government

Takes money from you.

*buys lottery ticket*
next night.
wins lottery
"Fuck ya I won" Jeff said
"Shit half of my winning is going to the government" Jeff said
"Fuck the government" said Jeff

Fuck the government by Idk78787 September 14, 2018

eat the groceries 

Eating ass, tongue punching the fart box...licking the fartbox

I was going down on bae and she asked if i eat the groceries

eat the groceries by Frank Pozzi April 28, 2016

The Grove 

The middle ground between the Bayit and Hill cabins of the Kutz Camp. This grassy area is a social gathering spot by day where teens can hang their ENOs, form song circles, and even compare chaco tans. By night, this once innocent ground comes alive with passion, lust, and desire.

Person 1: Did you hear Jonah asked Rachel to meet him at the grove tonight after services?
Person 2: But Rachel is so innocent! I hope she said no.

The Grove by dinowhore November 20, 2016