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The Gon

"The Gon" is slang for the STD Gonorrhea.
"Hey man, I heard that you picked up The Gon after fucking all those euro sluts"

"man this hurts more than The Gon"
"Dude, its worse than having The Gon"
"I think ive got The Gon"
by Greeknob May 29, 2009
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The Gon-Goozler

you cannot run from the Gon-Goozler
by Unus Annus Creatures October 13, 2020
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At the end of the day, the day gon end.

Hb:ion know if i should do this.
You:At the end of the day, the day gon end.
by Dont even worry bout it December 20, 2024
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The Gongoozler

A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.
"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."
by SpikeyFrog October 11, 2020
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The Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a mythical creature, resembling a merman wearing goggles. It is said to stalk the depths of swimming pools, dragging people down to the depths by their toes when the victim goes swimming during the nighttime.
"Bro, I think there's something in my pool, I can see a shadow."
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"
by Shutheconquerer October 11, 2020
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The Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.
The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths
by heeeeehhh October 12, 2020
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Bong the Gong

I really want to Bong the Gong with that man I met last night at the sushi restaurant.
by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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