The Garek
The Garek by CheeseusChrist March 6, 2009
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The Garkies
A worshipper of the ship Gary the snail and Mark Zuckerberg. The cult started on April 12th 2020, on a nice Easter Day.
The Garkies by Lllleemonade April 12, 2020
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The Gatekeeper
The Gatekeeper. Some polish (maybe russian or something idk) guy from the board game Nightmare. I am absolutely bored (pun intended) that I decided to make a defintion about this game from 1993.
The Gatekeeper: get closer. Still closer. DON'T GET NEAR ME YOU MAGGOT
Me: WTFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: WTFFFFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Gatekeeper by Skyrim550 April 19, 2022
The Gatekeeper
The girl who can't get a guy, usually drinks the most and is always a cock blocker. There is usually one in most groups (girls group).
One of the 'The Gatekeepers' friends are chatting with a guy, she would then cock block them in anyway possible.
The Gatekeeper by ISummonThee March 9, 2013
the gareth
putting serious groundwork in with that special man or lady in your life... typically instigated by a male trying to score (with someone totally out of their league!)
I worked the gareth hardcore last night and got no where!, I laid the gareth well last night, that bloke is the king of the gareth groundwork... watch out for him and his smooth as moves
the gareth by e-pav diggity dawg January 28, 2011
The Gare
Hooking up with the woman (vagina) from behind, a cascade of events:
The woman starts cumming
The man is driven crazy by this, so he pulls out
And then he puts the tip of his cock in the woman’s lubed ass
And he cums hard
Which then makes the woman uncontrollably squirt.
Dope.
The woman starts cumming
The man is driven crazy by this, so he pulls out
And then he puts the tip of his cock in the woman’s lubed ass
And he cums hard
Which then makes the woman uncontrollably squirt.
Dope.
He gave her 5 types of orgasms in one by giving her the Gare (“station” in French, for example “Gare du Nord”).
The Gare by GoldenGuru November 20, 2023
The Gare
Hooking up with the woman (vagina) from behind, a cascade of events:
The woman starts cumming
The man is driven crazy by this, so he pulls out
And then he puts the tip of his cock in the woman’s lubed ass
And he cums hard
Which then makes the woman uncontrollably squirt.
Dope.
The woman starts cumming
The man is driven crazy by this, so he pulls out
And then he puts the tip of his cock in the woman’s lubed ass
And he cums hard
Which then makes the woman uncontrollably squirt.
Dope.
He gave her 5 types of orgasms in one by giving her the Gare (“station” in French, for example “Gare du Nord”).
The Gare by GoldenGuru November 20, 2023
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