The Flying Buttress 

Although the term has been solely expressed in architectural design during the Gothic Age, the Flying Buttress lends itself to be further extrapolated.

The Flying Buttress is an advanced sexual move performed by couples where the woman "flies” while being sodomized anally. To fully define the physical act see below. It can be performed by all variations of the two genders.

Couples start by standing close, the man behind the woman. He inserts his erect penis into his partner’s ass and holds her by the waist. With the aid of the man, the woman jumps up and swings her legs around his waist, and gripping him with her thighs, while he guides her body, lifting her up sliding his hands into:

1. A full-nelson,

2. Holding both breasts,

3. Grabbing her hair,

4. Rubbing her clit whilst the other hand performs a cowboy hee-haw motion in the air (Pro-tip: cowboy hat). Or raises both arms once she is secure. Like figure-skater.

By its own genesis, this is an unusual physical act. Even if confident please proceed with caution.

The Flying Buttress’ finally: Her hands in the air, he spins them around. Celebrating as if Elgar's "Pomp and Circumstance" is playing (pro-tip). And may ye speak the twilled words of Othello:

'Farewell the neighing steed and the shrill trump,
The spirit-stirring drum, th'ear-piercing fife,
The royal banner, and all quality,
Pride, pomp, and circumstance of glorious war!'

Cindi: Announcement! Did you sluts see my TikTok?

Basic Bitches: OMG NO!
Cindi: That's cuz I haven't posted it!! Ya bendable Barbie trash!! lol. BUT no cap I wanted all you used-up holes to know First. FREAKIN. Hand.
Basic Bitches: STFU! FIRE! Tell us! Spit it out ya slut! Lol Lol Lol!
Cindi: Well…I told my husband that he can fuck my shit pipe after we were married. So, on our honeymoon, we celebrated our "union" lol, by doing the Flying Buttress at the resort.

Basic Bitches: NO. FUCKING. WAY!!!
Cindi: Get this ya flock-a-cock-pukers...Everyone was so impressed by us they clapped!! Zack, that hunk of dinero, spun me around and fucked my ass so good. Everyone was super jelly!!!
Basic Bitch: That's so romantic! I heart you two so freakin much!!!
Cindi: Well, I'm happy AF but, TBH, I still can't walk right, my peach is so bruised from all the ass-fucking we did.
Basic Bitches: Talking to themselves after immediately losing interest when Cindi is relating something that is personal and isn't "fire".

Cindi: Hey, I think this group of 3-hole, clown-faced, cum-snorters, who got the Addys!!!!
All Basic Bitches: [Triggered by the call for Adderall, the troupe regain consciousness and continue to enjoy their Sunday Funday.

The Flying Buttress by The Real Dr. Nick September 23, 2023