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The Fertilizer 

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

Fertilize the Fertilizer 

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"

the fertilizer 

doing it with a chick in the garden, then at the last moment, pulling out, sticking it in the ground and "fertilizing"

fertilize the garden 

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.
My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.

the rag fertilizer 

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.
The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.

Fertilize the clock 

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
Fertilize the clock by MechisX October 17, 2016