Definitions by MechisX

Fertilize the clock 

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

Fertilize the clock by MechisX October 17, 2016

Icing the Muffin 

Icing the muffin is where you ejaculate on the muffin top of a woman.
Because once you put icing on a muffin it is now a cupcake.

She has a cute little muffin top.
Yes and I am going to put some icing on that muffin. AKA Icing the Muffin

Icing the Muffin by MechisX October 17, 2016

coproaches 

A situation where the local police are swarming like cockroaches.

I couldn't go anywhere, the police were swarming like coproaches.

coproaches by MechisX February 27, 2014