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The Family Guy 

The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values...

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

Laugh and cry!

He's our Family Guy!
Words you can keep

The Family Guy Effect 

Do something funny. Continue to do so until said activity is no longer funny. Continue to do so until said activity is funny again. Repeat.
The Family Guy Effect: Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser!
The Family Guy Effect by rapelax October 16, 2008

The Family Guy Effect 

When a show or movie is downright awful 90% of the time. But when a funny joke from said show is posted online without context, people start to believe the show isn't complete shit, but instead some misunderstood gem.
The Family Guy Effect -
TV Show: *Makes slightly clever joke*
Random Internet user: "Wow that's so funny, I should share it online"
Other Internet users: "Man this is funny, I wonder why people give this show such a hard time."

the Family Guy Position

if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)
I hate the Family Guy Position, I'd rather do it doggie style.
the Family Guy Position by LLLZ March 4, 2008

The Family Guy Conflict 

Assuming that a reference is funny just because it is a reference.
"this reminds me of that one time i met Ryan Reynolds"
"john your just doing The Family Guy Conflict"

family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom 

“Did you clean your room?”

“family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom“ (Yes)
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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