poor son of a bitch

it's like 'poor bastard' except its son of a bitch

fella 1:I had constipation last night
fella 2: you poor son of a bitch

by EpicGamerJues78 April 15, 2023

The Family Guy

The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.

It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values...

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

Laugh and cry!

He's our Family Guy!

by EpicGamerJues78 March 28, 2023

said the rhyme did the crime

When the argument about who farted has been placed back to the person who started it. Usually the person who said "Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

Who Farted!

Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It!

Whoever Denied It, Supplied It!

Said The Rhyme Did The Crime!

Whoever Made The Rebuttal, Had It Come Out Their Butthole!

Whoever Detected It, Projected It!

Whoever Deduced It, Produced It!

by EpicGamerJues78 April 03, 2023

atomic boom

a fart so loud and stinky that everyone within 100 mile radius has to run away so that they don't suffocate from the smell

I killed my town doing an atomic boom

by EpicGamerJues78 March 26, 2023

million bucks 50 ducks and 25 trucks

the feeling the Turbo Scrub gives you

I used the Turbo Scrub and feel like a million bucks 50 ducks and 25 trucks.

by EpicGamerJues78 March 16, 2023

chocolate skin

when you black, and the skin is a similar look to chocolate

this black person has chocolate skin.

by EpicGamerJues78 February 21, 2023