The Everett 

When two girls scissor and one girls vaginal area migrates back towards the anal area of the other scissor-ess, and that girl then flatulates into the vagina of the former scissor-er. Then the two finish and then the girl containing the methane in the uterus then releases with such great force that it shakes the bed.

Other variations include a lighter being used to ignite the said methane. If there is an accident that occurs, such as pube flambe, please consult your doctor.

So the other night, my girlfriend farted in my pussy... That was a weird quief; it sounded like The Everett.

The Everett by Trlgd October 21, 2011

everett the dog

The sweetest and cutest pup you'll ever meet he is energetic and awsome.

Dog 1: Who's that hottie over there

Dog 2: Oh it's Everett the dog

everett the dog by loaf the loafster March 22, 2020

everett the stinker 

a little creature who drools over old men or something

"omg,, is that everett the stinker?"
"yeah... isnt he the one that wanted henry miller from dsaf to sit on him or smthng"
"i think so ..."

everett the stinker by untangy May 1, 2025

The Mount Everest Sexpedition 

The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.

Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......

The Mount Everest Sexpedition by I_got_dem_snapples_beckyyyyyyy March 15, 2011

the brown everest 

where you lay a steamy pile of shit on a girls chest then cum on the top so it looks like mt everest

oh dude did you see the the brown everest i did on your sister

the brown everest by benitomussolinio April 15, 2021

the bestest everest

Wayne - you are the bestest everest

Wayne is the bestest everest

the bestest everest by Iamthegodofallgods July 2, 2022

The Bestest Everest

The Bestest Everest = Wayne 1983

Wayne is truly the bestest everest

The Bestest Everest by Iamthegodofallgods July 2, 2022