The Eggman

Where you girl tickles your balls with her mustache

Yo bro my girl Is so good giving The Eggman like it feels so good

The Eggman by Dankwizard6969 October 1, 2019

junior grimes (junior the egomaniac) 

a boy of ambiguous yet villainous nature. Originated from wherever he feels he needs to be. Often mistaken for Arabic, speaks different languages yet ancestry is likely European but lives all around the world. grimes has English origin yet some of his knowledge originated from the east but prefers to live in the west.

A middle eastern looking white man who speaks French and Spanish yet born to an australian father but moved to America, what the hell even is junior Grimes???????

Example:

Girl: are you arab?

Junior; sometimes

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Cop; how old are you?

Junior: yes

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Woman; are you a billionaire?

Junior: I can be, for reality is what I desire it to be

Woman: *speechless*

Junior grimes (junior the egomaniac) is enigmatic yet charming to say the least

junior grimes (junior the egomaniac) by Morganize November 3, 2021

junior the egomaniac 

Junior the egomaniac = the forbidden one. The father of chaos and all things forbidden.

Often depicted as a blonde haired and blue eyed man his true form remains unknown yet he is well known for the religion based on him known as “juniorism” for anyone that follows him shall be known as “children of grime” or “juniortrooper”

A SoundCloud rapper and controversial Internet personality who enjoys provoking people. Since he has no regard for the rules it’s very hard to offend or deter him from his goals which are usually malevolent and intended to cause chaos. he’s also infamously a tik toker but that’s another can of worms.

Junior the egomaniac is the OFFICIAL title given to junior grimes or Darnell grimes depending on which personality your referring to. Junior is a mentally ill man child who considers himself the worlds first supervillain

Junior the egomaniac is the true calling/title of this dirty kid as are many others but he is known for his HUGE EGO so there’s that....

Person 1; yo check out this new J grimes song I’m listening to

Person 2: what? You listen to J grimes? That dudes a filthy brit

Person 1: oh yea, he’s entertaining as hell though,

Person 2; yea, maybe he should’ve been anything but a rapper

Person 1&2: *laughing*

J Grimes IS junior grimes “

OR “junior the egomaniac”

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Group of Girls: *giggling*

Teacher: what’s so funny that you gals disrupt the class?

Girl 1: It’s junior grimes, he posted another cringey video!

Girl 2: omg yes, his tik toks are total cringe!

Teacher: you know what? You might be right

Entire Class: .....

Police: OMG that’s junior the egomaniac!

Swat team: shoot on sight!

Junior Grimes is an infamous egomaniac and Tik toker

junior the egomaniac by Neutronormalizer July 10, 2021

Junior The Egomaniac 

A crazy kid who unintentionally started (yet most definitely deliberately) a movement after telling his story as the rejected outcast of society after failing to achieve his dream of becoming an artist now instead he became a villain and enjoys causing chaos and exposing those viler than himself

It’s easy to see why so many look up to him, he is there face and voice of all the rebels, outcast individuals, girls and boys who are imperfect. While the fake and shallow worship celebrities, the real people can follow the forbidden one; junior grimes the egomaniac

From a psychiatric standpoint I pity is boy as something horribly traumatic must have happened in his past that made everything else weak in comparison which is why he lacks shame or even guilt. This junior grimes kid shows no signs of embarrassment and merely has fun as the ships sinking.

Junior grimes is the one all e boys and e Girls fear, and for good reason, he exposes them and tells it like it REALLY IS.

Junior the egomaniac is the Internet superstar who’s infamous (or famous in some cases) for causing a group of internet dwellers to rebel against society and discriminates equally before you call him a racist.

I believe in junior grimes, you should too

Junior The Egomaniac: water is wet so I’m fine. I can’t turn water into wine but I can turn your boyfriend into your ex.

Juniors followers: OMGG HE IS GOD!

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Junior The Egomaniac is prone to criminal versatility but that doesn’t make him evil, he’s just built different and has unknown vibes of energy searing off of his physique.

Junior The Egomaniac by Fix it failure July 22, 2021

Junior the egomaniac 

The pseudonym used by Junior Grimes, the british internet kid since he’s kind of a meme at this point. Junior the egomaniac is used to signify his overinflated ego and sense of himself since Junior grimes or “J. Grimes” is quite possibly the most conceited internet persona EVER.

Junior goes by the name “Junior the egomaniac” since most people don’t know his true name or his origins, he’s quite a mystery but I guess that’s what draws people especially woman to him.

J Grimes is famous for doing his own thing, he’s a loner albeit hides it with his dark and twisted sense of humor. Junior the egomaniac also takes the name in stride since he’s the outcast and embraces himself since he was once the rejected son.......

Judge: alright 40 years

Defendant: wait! Give me a chance, what if I gave you a sick fortnite handle?

Judge: I’m listening

Defendant: Junior the egomaniac

Judge: alright death penalty it is for you then...

Defendant: you can’t kill me if I’m already dead inside

Junior the egomaniac by Somebody with a cat June 15, 2021

"the egg man"

this guy from Ripley's Believe it or not who caught eggs in his mouth from 180 ft. away.

"mommy, that guy is weird."
"no honey, he's "the egg man""

"the egg man" by a_banana510 October 15, 2008

The Egman Mansatha 

a sex position in which the female lies prone and the male penetrates from behind

The Egman Mansatha is the best! I just had to lie there, and there was full penetration!

The Egman Mansatha by Egman Mansatha May 18, 2019