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The Eastern Titty Tickler

You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.
I saw a pair a block away, so I had to surprise her with the eastern titty tickler.

The Eastern Herald 

A news journal headquartered in India promoting free speech, Human Rights and advocating the rights of the minorities worldwide. Oped, news, editorial articles on politics, religion, Persecution, current events and much more.

Official website: www.easternherald.com

The Easter Bunny 

A joke by evolutionists that went too far.
An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
The Easter Bunny by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

The Eastern Front 

The Eastern Front is a drink which combines equal parts high percentage Russian and German alcohol, Vodka and Jägermeister respectively. The name comes from the second world war where the two sides fought against each other. The cocktail is a mixture of signature drinks from both countries.
Yo bartender, can you hit me up with The Eastern Front? I'm feeling a little thirsty.
The Eastern Front by anonymous December 1, 2020

dropping more eggs then the easter bunny 

When a woman is having her period
Did you hook up last night? No she was dropping more eggs then the Easter bunny

The Easter Roast Game 

The fact that Families literally ate their own dogs as "Easter Roasts", even though dogs don't really have free will to believe in Easter or not. Not Roast Ham, Lamb, or any other meat.
Unlike The Roast Game, where kids have been slaughtered and eaten for not believing in Christmas, The Easter Roast Game is when regardless if Dogs had free will to believe in Easter or not, they are consumed as "Easter Roasts", not Roast Ham or Roast Lamb.
The Easter Roast Game by BM99 February 5, 2019