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The earthquake

A totally perfect dance involving keeping your feet on the ground, moving your head all around, putting your hands in the air, and moving with the sound!
Just keep your feet on the ground

And move your head all around

You put your hands in the air

And move with the sound

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The earthquake by Jowmama May 2, 2023
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The Earthquake

When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.
" Last night my mom came in as I was causing The Earthquake. "

The Earthquake Rose 

A design created by a pendulum swinging across sand during an earthquake.
Pictures of The Earthquake Rose created by The Rattle in Seattle may be seen at earthquakerose.com.
The Earthquake Rose by Downstrike December 26, 2004

What the Earthquake? 

Used after potentially experiencing an earthquake, often posted on Twitter or Facebook statuses.

Can also be used through instant/text messages.

Originated in California's SF Bay Area.
Person 1: What the Earthquake?! Damn, did you feel that?

Person 2: Dude, I just moved to Colorado remember? I have tornadoes, loneliness, and other stuff to worry about.
What the Earthquake? by agtin January 7, 2010

do the earthquake 

You put your hands in the air, and move with the sound: DO THE EARTHQUAKE!!
do the earthquake by pumby_rhino October 13, 2023

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good
to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was

The Chilean Earthquake 

When your drilling a girl in the ass and she farts on purpose and it vibrates your dick to get you off.
"dude whats with the big ass grin"
"I got the chilean earthquake last night"