The Earthquake

When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.

" Last night my mom came in as I was causing The Earthquake. "

by Jackie && Shelly June 23, 2006

earthquake

1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.

These damned Californians are getting too numerous... time for another earthquake!

by seismixxx May 07, 2003

The earthquake

A totally perfect dance involving keeping your feet on the ground, moving your head all around, putting your hands in the air, and moving with the sound!

Just keep your feet on the ground

And move your head all around

You put your hands in the air

And move with the sound

DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig

by Jowmama May 02, 2023

earthquake

a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.

Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.

by KRHimself March 21, 2005

Earthquake

When everyone has a mini seizer at once.

Earthquake

Teacher: shove yourself under your 2 by 2 desk

by kickrocks August 16, 2020

Earthquake

When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.

OMG Jimmy totally earthquaked me last night, it was AWESOME.

by Shade696969 April 01, 2009

earthquake

A prank in which someone shoves a boy or man who is urinating into a urinal, yelling 'Earthquake!'

He gave us an earthquake when we were peeing in the urinal.

by Yarince May 09, 2008