The Earthquake

When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.

" Last night my mom came in as I was causing The Earthquake. "

by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006

earthquake

1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.

These damned Californians are getting too numerous... time for another earthquake!

by seismixxx May 8, 2003

When everyone has a mini seizer at once.

Earthquake

Teacher: shove yourself under your 2 by 2 desk

by kickrocks August 16, 2020

a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.

Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.

by KRHimself March 21, 2005

When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.

OMG Jimmy totally earthquaked me last night, it was AWESOME.

by Shade696969 April 2, 2009

A prank in which someone shoves a boy or man who is urinating into a urinal, yelling 'Earthquake!'

He gave us an earthquake when we were peeing in the urinal.

by Yarince May 9, 2008

What happens when a fat person walks.

That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.