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The Dict

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The dict is a dictionary which is written collaboratively by authors around the world. The aim of the dict is sharing the knowledge not only with the authors but the dict readers as well.

Since it is a collaborative dictionary, there is a huge amount of authors. Any registered author can add any topic or entry about anything. the entries are added without being checked by any moderation. Moderation check is done later according to the the dict rules which are given in the site.

Once a topic is added, the other authors can share their knowledge by adding other entries to the topic. There is no limitation of entries for a topic since there is unlimited knowledge which the dict authors have around the world.
- Define the world with the dict!
- The dict, a new addict!
The Dict by gilgalad January 14, 2009
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masturbating to the dictionary 

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A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?

The Dictionary 

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A list of boring words and their definitions in a thousand pages or more. Only the truly cultured people go to Urban Dictionary for all their wanting to know what a word means means.
Virgin: Wanna read the The Dictionary together? Girl: No, The Dictionary sucks, just read to Urban Dictionary instead. Virginn: Ok... :.(
The Dictionary by Cultured Person October 11, 2019

Urban Dictionary is the dictionary you wrote.

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what is says under the search thingy up there ^
Urban Dictionary is the dictionary you wrote.

The dictionary game 

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A game where you start on a word then look for the words of the definition for the word that you started with. The game ends when you looked up all the words in the dictionary.
Does anyone want to play the dictionary game?

the dictators 

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The first punk band releasing their first album in 1974. (Ramones in 76) Some may xconsider them glam rock but they are way more punk.
Manuel: "Who was the first punk band"

emo loser: "Green Day or SUm41"

Manuel: "WRONG!!!! DICTATORS BABY!!!!"
the dictators by Tony Ramone July 28, 2005

The Dictionary Trap 

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It's hard to explain, but "The Dictionary Trap" is when you go on Urban Dictionary, maybe make a silly word and define twice, but then there is a 0.01% chance YOU will be trapped in the Urban Dictionary. To some explanations, it's a white void where everywhere you look, you see a defined word. Most people don't make it out alive. There is no known escape to get back into the real world. Only one person has been heard from, such as PintoBean2003. He is most likely dead, but we don't know if he is alive, but just not able to type. We should help PintoBean2003, and maybe one day, ONE DAY, we could find him.
Help! I'm stuck in the The Dictionary Trap, low on resources and will most likely die! Help
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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