The Deutsch 

Anal sex that involves the receiver to shit on the givers dick, as the receiver notices whats going on he pukes all over their partners back.

"Hey man did you here about carol last night, she got The Deutsch."

The Deutsch by Georgiboy October 10, 2007

The Deutsch Show

When someone charismatic is hilarious and makes jokes that work out perfectly, sometimes the people that person is hanging out with feel like they are watching a show. They would call that "The Deutsch Show"
A metaphorical title for someone's antics.

"Alex Deutsch is hilarious!"
"She runs her own The Deutsch Show"

The Deutsch Show by hearmymeow December 28, 2009

the "Deutschland!!!" 

When having sex with a girl from behind, and you realize you are about to ejaculate. While speeding up your love-thrusts, you yell, "DEUTSCHLAND!" and ejaculate EVERYWHERE.

My friend Jessica was getting rammed doggie style when her boyfriend pulled the "Deutschland!!!". She spent three days cleaning it up.

the "Deutschland!!!" by Werd resyms March 12, 2009

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland 

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017