The Desmond

Merciless dick given with the upmost violence and disrespect

When he emerged from the basement covered in menstrual discharge, I knew that he had just unleashed the Desmond

The Desmond by The doc March 28, 2015

The Desmond

Noun

Dry humping the $#!% out of someone, switching clothes, and more dry humping.

That chinese kid pulled out The Desmond after Cotillion on some poor, drunk, defenseless girl named Andrea.

The Desmond by Injian September 22, 2008

The Desmond Complex 

This is a psychological disorder that occurs when Desmond constantly states that he has to get off the phone with you because he has other more important matters to attend to.

Yeah, he said to be AGAIN... "Hey... I gotta let ya go". I'm starting to develop The Desmond Complex.

The Desmond Complex by Sassy Ramble December 3, 2021

Desmond the moon bear 

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

Desmond the moon bear by anonymous March 9, 2023