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The Dan's

The name given to 2437 Ohio Ave.: the center of the Cincinnati/Clifton universe circa 2001-2005.

If you went to the University of Cincinnati around then, you've partied there.

If you've been found with your head stuck in the balcony railing puking your brains out, or thrown couches down onto the driveway at cars, you've partied there.

If you've pissed off of a 50 foot balcony next to another dude to see who can hit the cars below, you've partied there.

If you've gotten hammered and pissed in one of the bedrooms, you've partied there...hell, you may have even LIVED there.

If you've thrown your friend's clothes down the stairs, then repeatedly kicked him in the ribcage, you've partied there.

If you've been drunk enough to shit on the bathroom carpet while bent over puking, you've partied there, and you were probably not sober.

If you've climbed out a sketchy 2' x 3' 3rd floor bedroom window, shimmied across a duct-taped downspout held up by a gutter above a dry-rotted balcony, just to drink on the 65 degree angle roof 60+ feet above the concrete below, then you've definitely partied there.

If you've made out with some of the ugliest chicks in Cincinnati, sadly the chances are pretty good you were partying there.
"Holy shit, did you hear that Hammered Mike pissed in Dan's bedroom closet last night?"
"At The Dan's?"
"Yep. It turns out that he'd been drinking."
"No shit?"
"Yea, hence the nickname."

"Dude, James made out with like 4 random chicks at The Dan's last night."
"Isn't that the same queer that shit on the bathroom floor?"
"Indeed...what a douche."
by lankysob November 25, 2005
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Dan the Sexy Stickman

a stickman that's sexy and named dan. that's literally it. he's also rich.
Person 1: Have you heard about that rich dude Dan?
Person 2: ..who?
Person 1: Dan the Sexy Stickman. Heard about him??
Person 2: ..no. And how is a stickman sexy ???
by g3n0.sy0 July 20, 2020
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Dan the stallion

Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it
Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020
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Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
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Smokey the Dan

A hippy forester who has an insatiable craving for hard wood. Often found in the Northern or Central parts of the state of Michigan. Can be pesky and homosexual by nature.
by J-Nigs October 25, 2004
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When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space
Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer
by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024
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Sub of the dan

sedge's servant
Sedge: Hi
Sub of the dan: Hello
Sedge: Do the washing
Sub of dan: ok
by bantah March 16, 2012
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