The name given to 2437 Ohio Ave.: the center of the Cincinnati/Clifton universe circa 2001-2005.
If you went to the University of Cincinnati around then, you've partied there.
If you've been found with your head stuck in the balcony railing puking your brains out, or thrown couches down onto the driveway at cars, you've partied there.
If you've pissed off of a 50 foot balcony next to another dude to see who can hit the cars below, you've partied there.
If you've gotten hammered and pissed in one of the bedrooms, you've partied there...hell, you may have even LIVED there.
If you've thrown your friend's clothes down the stairs, then repeatedly kicked him in the ribcage, you've partied there.
If you've been drunk enough to shit on the bathroom carpet while bent over puking, you've partied there, and you were probably not sober.
If you've climbed out a sketchy 2' x 3' 3rd floor bedroom window, shimmied across a duct-taped downspout held up by a gutter above a dry-rotted balcony, just to drink on the 65 degree angle roof 60+ feet above the concrete below, then you've definitely partied there.
If you've made out with some of the ugliest chicks in Cincinnati, sadly the chances are pretty good you were partying there.
If you went to the University of Cincinnati around then, you've partied there.
If you've been found with your head stuck in the balcony railing puking your brains out, or thrown couches down onto the driveway at cars, you've partied there.
If you've pissed off of a 50 foot balcony next to another dude to see who can hit the cars below, you've partied there.
If you've gotten hammered and pissed in one of the bedrooms, you've partied there...hell, you may have even LIVED there.
If you've thrown your friend's clothes down the stairs, then repeatedly kicked him in the ribcage, you've partied there.
If you've been drunk enough to shit on the bathroom carpet while bent over puking, you've partied there, and you were probably not sober.
If you've climbed out a sketchy 2' x 3' 3rd floor bedroom window, shimmied across a duct-taped downspout held up by a gutter above a dry-rotted balcony, just to drink on the 65 degree angle roof 60+ feet above the concrete below, then you've definitely partied there.
If you've made out with some of the ugliest chicks in Cincinnati, sadly the chances are pretty good you were partying there.
"Holy shit, did you hear that Hammered Mike pissed in Dan's bedroom closet last night?"
"At The Dan's?"
"Yep. It turns out that he'd been drinking."
"No shit?"
"Yea, hence the nickname."
"Dude, James made out with like 4 random chicks at The Dan's last night."
"Isn't that the same queer that shit on the bathroom floor?"
"Indeed...what a douche."
"At The Dan's?"
"Yep. It turns out that he'd been drinking."
"No shit?"
"Yea, hence the nickname."
"Dude, James made out with like 4 random chicks at The Dan's last night."
"Isn't that the same queer that shit on the bathroom floor?"
"Indeed...what a douche."
by lankysob November 23, 2005
by MG56 September 07, 2015
Cans of Budweiser. Named after Dan- an alcoholic featured in an episode of the television show "Intervention"- whose drink of choice was cans of Budweiser.
Let's knock back a few dan-dans before the club tonight. I'm trying to bring a girl home and throw her a quick soulja-boy.
by ihatejags January 29, 2009
Ethan: God, i love being fisted in the ass! and gay butt sex!
Haley: Ugh...stop being such a Dan Dan
Haley: Ugh...stop being such a Dan Dan
by Deffinately NOT Augusta March 13, 2009
A wonderful guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's funny, sweet, and the most adorable thing on earth. It would be hard not to fall in love with this Dan. It would be hard not to have him in your life. Every day would go by like there was no meaning. Like a day is just another day. A minute is just a minute. But because you have this particular Dan you start to realize how much time you've been wasting and you want more time with him. Time goes faster when your with him, when you wish time would just stop, so you could have all the time you could with him. He's such a special guy and he always smiles and always thinks about other people. He's very caring and understanding. You may sometimes fight with a Dan but your feelings could never change because of that. Dan is a great guy. So perfect and you'd never want to lose someone like him. He's a keeper. Dan's have amazing eyes and could be easily lost in them. There mesmerizing. His very presence is intoxicating. Dan's have some insecurities but they should realize that no one could ever hate them for what there insecure about. They wouldn't judge them either. They are who they are and that's why people love Dan's. It's easy to get jealous over Dan's because the ladies are all over them but if a Dan truly loves you he'll stay faithful to you and only have eyes for you. Never let a Dan go because there the best people out there. I love my Dan very much :)
by AgirlTHATlovesAdanVERYmuch April 12, 2011
by Cerebrex May 18, 2023