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the cunt curse 

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.
"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*
the cunt curse by I am a jinx January 2, 2017

The Cunt Greg The Cunt 

Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.
Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.

The Cunt Greg The Cunt? Mate what a cunt.

The Cunt Greg The Cunt 

Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.
Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.

The Cunt Point 

As seen in many Facebook photos; the cunt point is where the obvious scummy chav, of approximately the years 14-19 takes a picture with another completely random scummy chav cunt, the picture tends to be taken neither from the two cunts in the photo but usually from either the equivalent female version of the two or a poor passer-by who has been roped into taking a picture of the cunts. The point itself is when the smaller of the two cunts points with his middle finger and index finger at the bigger cunt, it is important to remember for The Cunt Point is that you have to keep your hand as close to your body as possible and try to give a thumbs up at the same time. The combination of both of these will collaborate to form a deadly cunt point and at this current time it is spreading all over social media, infecting the thousands that see this unfortunate event.
Matt: Hey man, wanna get a photo together?

Olly: Sure, make sure you remember 'The Cunt Point' otherwise society will doubt how much of a cunt I am man.

Matt: Sure thing mate, if anyone doubted you I could beat them up with my little finger
The Cunt Point by AJR888 September 2, 2014

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.
She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

hunt for the cunt

when any virgin teenage boy is on the quest to be laid
jack: so jim what you up too these days?

jim: well ive been trying to lose my virginity, it hasn't been working out so far

jack: ahh so the hunt for the cunt has come up dry.
hunt for the cunt by the sex jesus November 15, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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