The Crappening
Mr. Otis was at dinner when he felt his MOM and Lactulose cocktail take effect “Oh no,” he says, feeling that all too familiar stomach rumble “It’s the Crappening.”
The Crappening by TheSaltyCNA December 9, 2021
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The clappening
The clappening by The clappers September 25, 2018
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The Clappening
A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.
Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
Alt:
Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
Alt:
Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
The Clappening by MittenstheG March 28, 2021
The Brappening
The legendary guitarist Gag Clisin caused The Brappening at the final show of his 2011 tour while performing a cover of Panama by Van Halen.
The Brappening by nl_money May 28, 2018
The clappening
The clappening by The clappers September 25, 2018
The Clappening
The Clappening by TheCheekClapper September 29, 2019
crapping the bed
Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test
Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test
He sure crapped the bed on that test
So far im crapping the bed on this unit
He sure crapped the bed on that test
So far im crapping the bed on this unit
crapping the bed by crooxtor January 31, 2014
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