1 definition by MittenstheG
A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.
Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
Alt:
Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.
Alt:
Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.
Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
by MittenstheG March 28, 2021