The Corona Virus 

A phase in the decade to buy all the fucking toilet paper in the world, Than buy food or die surrounded by toilet paper or the phase that we will tell our kids one day that cause the great toilet paper depression
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe

This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??

2080
Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus

The Corona Virus by RiseAgainstToiletPaperBuyers March 22, 2020

The Corona Virus 

Same name as the beverage. A group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the viruses cause respiratory infections which are typically mild including the common cold but rarer forms like SARS and MERS can be lethal. China is having a serious outbreak and some Chinese people have brought the disease to the U.S. If the virus gets out of control we will all die. Screw 2020.

"Bro forget the cheese touch, that boy has the corona virus!"

The Corona Virus by MYMANTYRONE January 30, 2020

The Corona Virus 

The Only virus that was Made In China
It's not going to spread to the USA because we are UNITED

Jake: Ur moms pussy smells like fish
Jason: Ur mom has the Corona Virus
Jake: -dies-

The Corona Virus by RubsRubaRubber2 February 12, 2020

The Coronavirus 

The Coronavirus is a virus that fucks up our lives. We can't go out, or do shit. I fucking hate Coronavirus, and you should too.

Aw SHIT. I can't go to the mall with my girls because of The Coronavirus!

The Coronavirus by The Anonymous Urban Writer May 22, 2020

The Coronavirus Is a Black Swan

When the coronavirus is a once-in-a-lifetime event, especially for those who never went through the pain and suffering of a world war, or experienced a pandemic, which killed millions of people.

Like the 9/11 terrorist attack, the coronavirus is a black swan that caught the world unprepared—a “known unknown” that world leaders failed to predict, which occurred sooner than later.

The Coronavirus Is a Black Swan by Fasters April 2, 2020

The Coronavirus 

A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe

Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)

While in the Coronavirus position:

Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy

Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me

Him: it's so hot when you call me that

The Coronavirus by EyyCrossroads March 20, 2020

The Positives of the Coronavirus 

When the world experienced a temporary relief in weather and road conditions, as daily carbon emissions dropped globally and the air quality improved substantially for millions of people during the lockdowns.

Be they boars roaming the streets of Barcelona, bears entering homes or supermarkets in California, or beavers playing along the river bank in London, these are arguably some of the positives of the coronavirus.

The Positives of the Coronavirus by Covido April 12, 2021