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The Cookster 

The Cookster is the one who cooks the best damn meals you've ever eaten!

When a cook does a good job, he receives the name The Cookster.
Hot damn, where's The Cookster at? This meals great!
The Cookster by Secrets September 29, 2005

tending to the slow cooker 

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

The Hiroshima rice cooker 

Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.
Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.

Thecookierunfreak 

An amazing person that I love truly =)🖤
My epic self: Hey, yknow who @Thecookierunfreak is on tiktok ?

Idk: No-? Who tf is tha-

My epic self: 𝙎𝙃𝙐𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙂𝙊𝘿 𝘿𝘼𝙈𝙉 𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙃 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙆
Thecookierunfreak by Ohhron November 3, 2021

thecookierunfreak 

An amazing person that I truly love =)🖤
My epic self: Hey, yknow who @thecookierunfreak is on Tiktok ?

Idk: No-? Who tf is tha-

My epic self: 𝙎𝙃𝙐𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙂𝙊𝘿 𝘿𝘼𝙈𝙉 𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙃 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙆
thecookierunfreak by Ohhron November 4, 2021
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Respectfully 

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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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