The Cookser
The Cookser by JackTors November 11, 2019
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tending to the slow cooker
to engage in masturbation
Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
tending to the slow cooker by gazza222 November 7, 2020
The Hiroshima rice cooker
Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.
Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.
The Hiroshima rice cooker by Douwntanal October 30, 2019
Thecookierunfreak
An amazing person that I love truly =)🖤
My epic self: Hey, yknow who @Thecookierunfreak is on tiktok ?
Idk: No-? Who tf is tha-
My epic self: 𝙎𝙃𝙐𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙂𝙊𝘿 𝘿𝘼𝙈𝙉 𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙃 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙆
Idk: No-? Who tf is tha-
My epic self: 𝙎𝙃𝙐𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙂𝙊𝘿 𝘿𝘼𝙈𝙉 𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙃 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙆
Thecookierunfreak by Ohhron November 3, 2021
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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