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The Cookster 

The Cookster is the one who cooks the best damn meals you've ever eaten!

When a cook does a good job, he receives the name The Cookster.
Hot damn, where's The Cookster at? This meals great!
The Cookster by Secrets September 29, 2005

tending to the slow cooker 

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

The Hiroshima rice cooker 

Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.
Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.

Thecookierunfreak 

An amazing person that I love truly =)πŸ–€
My epic self: Hey, yknow who @Thecookierunfreak is on tiktok ?

Idk: No-? Who tf is tha-

My epic self: π™Žπ™ƒπ™π™ π™”π™Šπ™π™ π™‚π™Šπ˜Ώ π˜Ώπ˜Όπ™ˆπ™‰ π™ˆπ™Šπ™π™π™ƒ π˜Όπ™‰π˜Ώ 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 π™π˜Όπ™‡π™†
Thecookierunfreak by Ohhron November 3, 2021

thecookierunfreak 

An amazing person that I truly love =)πŸ–€
My epic self: Hey, yknow who @thecookierunfreak is on Tiktok ?

Idk: No-? Who tf is tha-

My epic self: π™Žπ™ƒπ™π™ π™”π™Šπ™π™ π™‚π™Šπ˜Ώ π˜Ώπ˜Όπ™ˆπ™‰ π™ˆπ™Šπ™π™π™ƒ π˜Όπ™‰π˜Ώ 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 π™π˜Όπ™‡π™†
thecookierunfreak by Ohhron November 4, 2021