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the hot conor 

when a guy is so far up a girls ass so when he cums it takes two shits to get it all out
i got "the hot conor" last night and now i need a wheelchair!!!!!
the hot conor by hotwheels"beatmeat" November 10, 2009

don't ask me the color of anything 

Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.
Under an instagram post:
Don't ask me the color of anything.

the color puce 

is a dark red or purple brown color, a brownish purple or a dark reddish brown.
The color of your shirt is puce
Ewww the color puce is so ugly

I have never seen the color puce
the color puce by Lkboss13 February 28, 2018

Watch the colors change 

To have sex in a car, particularly at night in a secluded, rural, area.
I heard that Bobby and Jeannie always drive out to the country at night and watch the colors change!

The Color System 

The color system contains 5 colors that describe the conditions of the other sex. It is an alternate system to the 0-10 number system. It is not exactly like the number system in that it incorporates more than just physical appearance, it also has the mental aspect involved. The colors are Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, and Red. You can ask your friends for their opinion on the situation and they can give you a color that they think is appropriate. The color is not necessarily the same for every person.

Blue- If It happens it happens. This is a situation where you are attracted to someone but you wouldn't make a move but if they did then you would go with it.

Green- Go for it. This is when you are attracted to this person and you want to pursue. It also works for when you see someone and think they are attractive but you don't know anything else about them.

Yellow- is caution. When a situation was formerly green and something about this person causes caution to the pursuer.

Orange- Is very cautionary. There is very little reason to continue pursuing this person. There is something that is wrong with them, or they don't get along with you or the people that you are around.

Red- Get out of there. This could be someone that is unattractive or just full blown crazy and you should have nothing to do with them. Cut off all communication get out of the situation.
When at a bar you can ask your friend what the color is on a girl. She is hot so your friend says green to encourage you to go for it.

If you can't get a good view of a someone you can ask for a color from "The Color System" on how hot they are.
The Color System by BDP88 May 16, 2010

The Color Morale 

American Christian Post-Hardcore band formerly known as the Killer Apathy, comprised of Vocalist Garret Rapp, Guitarist Ramon Mendoza, Vocalist and Guitarist John Bross, Percussionist Steve Carey and Bassist/Vocalist Anthony Wick (who replaced Justin Hieser after he left for reasons undisclosed)

The Color Morale are signed to Rise Records and have released two albums to date, "We All Have Demons" (Sep 1, 2009) and "My Devil In Your eyes" (March 8, 2011)
Hey man you heard this song, The Dying Hymn?

Hell yeah dude! The Color Morale are awesome!
The Color Morale by Aquila22 June 9, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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