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The Conor 

When an athlete trash talks their opponent so much mother karma comes down & spanks the living bejesus outta them.
MMA fan #1 "Did you see what happened to Connor McTapper?"

MMA fan #2 "No what happened?"
MMA fan #1 "Oh shit, Karma hit him with The Conor"

MMA fan #2 'Hahahaha stupid Conor McChickenNoodleLeg is done"
The Conor by Veetolio July 31, 2021
Words you can keep

the hot conor 

when a guy is so far up a girls ass so when he cums it takes two shits to get it all out
i got "the hot conor" last night and now i need a wheelchair!!!!!
the hot conor by hotwheels"beatmeat" November 10, 2009

don't ask me the color of anything 

Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.
Under an instagram post:
Don't ask me the color of anything.

the color puce 

is a dark red or purple brown color, a brownish purple or a dark reddish brown.
The color of your shirt is puce
Ewww the color puce is so ugly

I have never seen the color puce
the color puce by Lkboss13 February 28, 2018

Watch the colors change 

To have sex in a car, particularly at night in a secluded, rural, area.
I heard that Bobby and Jeannie always drive out to the country at night and watch the colors change!

The Color System 

The color system contains 5 colors that describe the conditions of the other sex. It is an alternate system to the 0-10 number system. It is not exactly like the number system in that it incorporates more than just physical appearance, it also has the mental aspect involved. The colors are Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, and Red. You can ask your friends for their opinion on the situation and they can give you a color that they think is appropriate. The color is not necessarily the same for every person.

Blue- If It happens it happens. This is a situation where you are attracted to someone but you wouldn't make a move but if they did then you would go with it.

Green- Go for it. This is when you are attracted to this person and you want to pursue. It also works for when you see someone and think they are attractive but you don't know anything else about them.

Yellow- is caution. When a situation was formerly green and something about this person causes caution to the pursuer.

Orange- Is very cautionary. There is very little reason to continue pursuing this person. There is something that is wrong with them, or they don't get along with you or the people that you are around.

Red- Get out of there. This could be someone that is unattractive or just full blown crazy and you should have nothing to do with them. Cut off all communication get out of the situation.
When at a bar you can ask your friend what the color is on a girl. She is hot so your friend says green to encourage you to go for it.

If you can't get a good view of a someone you can ask for a color from "The Color System" on how hot they are.
The Color System by BDP88 May 16, 2010

The Color Morale 

American Christian Post-Hardcore band formerly known as the Killer Apathy, comprised of Vocalist Garret Rapp, Guitarist Ramon Mendoza, Vocalist and Guitarist John Bross, Percussionist Steve Carey and Bassist/Vocalist Anthony Wick (who replaced Justin Hieser after he left for reasons undisclosed)

The Color Morale are signed to Rise Records and have released two albums to date, "We All Have Demons" (Sep 1, 2009) and "My Devil In Your eyes" (March 8, 2011)
Hey man you heard this song, The Dying Hymn?

Hell yeah dude! The Color Morale are awesome!
The Color Morale by Aquila22 June 9, 2011
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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