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The Cleveland Weaver

The act (during sexual intimacy) of shaving your partner's pubic region. One then takes the pubic hair recently removed and weaves a basket. Once basket is completed the "weaver" (the one performing the act) then ejaculates into said basket. Once the weaver is spent and expelled of all ejaculate, he then proceeds to pour the warm ejaculate over the head of the "weavee" (the receiver of said act). After the basket is completely empty the weaver then punches the weavee in the face to complete "The Cleveland Weaver".
Guy #1 - "What do you want to do tonight?"

Guy #2 - " I don't know, man. I really want to do some arts and crafts, but I'm really horny and I need to take care of that"

Guy #1 - "Dude just do The Cleveland Weaver!"

The Cleveland Show

A black "The Family Guy".

A cartoon sitcom that will ironically and inevitably have the same fate as the '08-'09 Cleveland Cavaliers:

Imminent failure.
"The Cleveland Show" is gonna suck so bad that FOX is gonna be forced to make "The Quagmire Show".
The Cleveland Show by pelicaine September 10, 2009

The Cleveland Show

The worst spin-off in the history of television.
I'll stick with Family Guy, thank you.

The Cleveland Show has gotta be the worst show I've ever seen.

The Cleveland Show

A new and upcoming spinoff of family guy's character Cleveland Brown. In this show he gets married to his highschool love Donna. They have two kids, and cleveland's son cleveland jr. who for some reason is really fat instead of being hyperactive. I personally liked the hyperactive cleveland jr. better. This show doesn't look that good, however. It looks dull, and looks just like family guy but with black main characters, and some new neighbors. Also, cleveland was the most boring character on family guy, and making a spinoff with him as a main character doesn't look that great. Family guy was a way better entertaining and more funny show. I hope they don't abandon it just to make this crappy looking spinoff.
The Cleveland Show looks just like that old show The X's that got canceled within a few months.
The Cleveland Show looks like an epic fail waiting to happen.
The Cleveland Show by laughingskull September 6, 2009

The Cleveland Show

The worst spinoff of a mediocre show ever.

They take probably the unfunniest character off of Family Guy and gave him his own show. The show is so irrelevant and unfunny that it's laughable. I've seen a few episodes sporadically and I can only remember lauging once and that was at how horrible the show is.

The characters are bland and rather unoriginal. I mean, it's like Seth MacFarlane has like a template for his families. Parents, teenage daughter, younger teenage son, a smart-ass child, and something that talks like a dog, an alien, and a bear.
The Cleveland Show is better off cancelled and Cleveland is better off on Family Guy.
The Cleveland Show by Jocman96 April 26, 2012

The Cleveland Wave 

The feeling you and all your friends in the room get when you realize that your awesome sports team is going to drop the ball again in a series and lose all hope for your city.

This feeling is similar to the one you get when you eat too much hot sauce and your stomach decides to tell you so.
We were watching the Cavs in game 5 and all of a sudden the cleveland wave came over us and we knew it was all over.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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