The Cieling!
The Cieling! by EternalBlueSyaoran June 10, 2011
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Stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting
Trying hard to fit in with your kids, but failing miserably. Derived from Rocket League when parents play the game with their kids, but can't get their car off the ceiling as heard on What's That Word Podcast.
Teen 1: My mom got her 'mom' jeans out thinking she could fit in with us.
Teen 2: That is some serious stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting.
Teen 2: That is some serious stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting.
Stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting by Cori and Laura October 7, 2021
dick caught in the ceiling fan
A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.
Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."
Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."
Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."
dick caught in the ceiling fan by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013
spackle the ceiling
1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.
2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that
spackle the ceiling by roosterjackson70 February 17, 2017
spider on the ceiling
The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.
Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.
spider on the ceiling by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009
Paint the ceiling red
Paint the ceiling red by Mustard_Gas April 10, 2022
hit the ceiling
1- when Sarah finds out that I forgot to fix her car she will hit the ceiling
2- The hygienic products prices are about to hit the ceiling in september
2- The hygienic products prices are about to hit the ceiling in september
hit the ceiling by Megamallo September 14, 2013
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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