When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.
guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!
by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011
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A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan
by somerandomcat February 1, 2017
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A spinning object on your ceiling. Commonly used to strap children to as punishment.
Billy said a bad word?! Better strap him to the Ceiling Fan
by RustyVegetable August 20, 2019
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When a woman ties five men together with their backs facing a common center, then ties all of them to the ceiling, then proceeds to spin them around in a circle, making their dicks hit her face in rapid succession, similar to the blades of a ceiling fan.
Boy: Everytime i walk into my house after school, my mom is playing with the ceiling fan, but i can never figure out how to turn it off...
by xXWhitmanXx November 14, 2014
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A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.
I ceiling fanned that bitch last night, now I have blood stains on my wall.
by flompydonkydick August 17, 2007
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a ceiling fan is someone who whirls around and speaks fast but is highly annoying because they never shut up
dude, your girlfriend is such a ceiling fan
by unlucky charms July 5, 2020
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A machine on the ceiling used to move air or heat down to where the person is standing. It can also help cut energy costs by 40% in the winter and 10% in the summer.
I want to cut my energy costs by buying a ceiling fan.
by Private March 19, 2005
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