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The Charizard

During sex, light the girl's crotch on fire, then put it out with cum, then flap your arms wildly yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
"Dude last night I totally pulled the Charizard on Clarissa!"
"Nice!"
by Darth Furby October 21, 2008
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The Charizard

A sexual act in which the male lights his partner's crotch on fire then proceeds to cum on the fire, putting it out, whilst flapping his arms and screaming, "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
by Ash Katchcum August 23, 2011
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The Charizard

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out and cum on her face, then you proceed to run around the room, flapping your arms screaming "You Do Not Have Enough Badges To Train Me!"
she thought she was good at pokemon, well i proved her wrong when i pulled off The Charizard.
by synystergates1992 April 30, 2010
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The Charizard Effect

The Charizard Effect (Ch-Ar-eh-zar-ed Effekt) is when two or more people are in a similar situation with similar odds, and one party is exceptionally fortunate in comparison. Common when entering new en devours.
Original Derivation:

--Scenario: Friend 1 and Friend 2 purchase their first Pokemon Booster Packs.

Friend 1: *Opens package* Dude! I got a holographic Charizard! In my first ever booster pack!

Friend 2: Sweet! *Opens package* I only got a Squirtle...that is just my luck.

Later to be coined - "The Charizard Effect"
by Rockymountainman88769 September 28, 2011
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The Charizard Effect

The effect where an individual does not put in the effort because the task or duty required is too easy or simple. The name of this effect comes from the first season of Pokemon where Ash's Charizard refuses to battle against weak Pokemon.
Person I:
How'd you get a C in English but an A in Physics?

Person II:
It was The Charizard Effect, English had simple material but it was soo tedious!
by EGP Red Reaper February 15, 2017
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The Charizard Paradox

The Charizard Paradox is a phenomenon in Pokémon and similar franchises where a character has a limited number of “types” it can have and is forced to exclude certain important aspects from its typing in order for equally important aspects to be included in its typing.

This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.
Guy 1: wait this thing isn’t evil type? But it’s super evil. That’s like it’s whole thing.

Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.

Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.

Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.

Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.
by Remus Marianne March 16, 2024
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The charizard v2

A level 5 sex move, this move requires the partners full consent and cooperation in this action. you first must prepare a non flammable area to do the dead, as well as axe body spray, a lighter, a glove/mitten, and a partner with long hair. This sex move starts in doggy, but when nearing the climax, using the lighter and axe body spray, light your partners hair on fire and grab it with your chosen mitten hand. As you nut in your partner, you yell “charizard i chose you!”
Rick: yo i fucking pulled the charizard v2 that bitch last night
Jack: no way dude howd you get her to consent?
Rick: she was a prostitute, i payed her 20 bucks extra.
by ShadowTiara August 13, 2025
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