The Can

A being or deity that is far beyond any method of human comprehension, represented by the can since despite having a simple outside the inside is unknown until opened, and is thus simplified in our observation by a simple shape.

Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.

***Praise be the can***
Everyone: "PRAISE THE CAN"
Heathens: *Shake in fear of the holy can*
by viri de terra July 06, 2019
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The Can

A small crappy town in Texas about an hour south of Dallas on I-45. Known primarily for their fruit cakes and the creation of Wolf Brand Chili. The people who live here never leave and end up living in the same trailer park as their parents. This is an extremely proverty stricken town where the people suck the life out of anyone who has money and treat them like total shit out of enormous jealousy. It is not unusual for the girls to have at least one child before they get out of high shchool. In the mid-1990's, Mildred High School outside of Corsicana had the highest pregnancy rate in the State.
The town is also mentioned in a Max Stalling song "Probably Corsicana"
I'm not going to see my Parents in The Can this weekend. I don't feel like being around a bunch of socially retarded dumbasses.
by Imabitch2udealwit March 11, 2008
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can-can

Lying nude on your back and lifting your two legs and spreading them as wide as you can, so you are showing your balls and your asshole to surprise people walking by.
Damnit! Benjamin just showed me the can-can.
by Keefer St. Aubin November 01, 2007
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can can

parisian burlesque dance ( with pasties )
tra la da boom de yah, can you do the can can hootchie moma!

there is a place in france where the women wear no pants.
by itichie_nocanpo July 02, 2006
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can can

The act of anal sex in a restroom. Putting it in her can, while in THE can.
Last night at the restaurant, we slipped into the bathroom and I gave her the can can.
by PGF March 03, 2007
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can or no can?

Islandboy: eh dad we going beach, can or no can?

Islandboy's dad: cans

Islandboy: shoots!
by Arjune D.M. August 11, 2008
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canned

he got canned from his job for slacking off too much
by [c0x0r] August 10, 2004
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