The Bundy 

It is the masturbation method made famous by Al Bundy.

"I did the bundy lastnight because my girl friend wouldnt give me the shag."

The Bundy by Da G Man Funk June 29, 2008

The Bundy Shuffle 

masturbation
performed by Al Bundy or Bud Bundy (and their ancestors)

Al: I had my best bundy shuffle in my wedding night.

The Bundy Shuffle by Emu Lgator May 22, 2004

The Ted Bundy 

Having sex in the Piledriver position (legs and rest of the body above the head) and coming down too hard and breaking your partner's neck

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the news about Mark going to jail for murder?

Guy 2: Yea, I heard he pulled The Ted Bundy on that girl

Guy 1: What a way to go.

The Ted Bundy by Gojirasans_228 December 20, 2019

The Ted Bundy Effect

The misconception that a murderer couldn't be the real culprit, because of how beautiful they are. Most commonly seen with teen girls on apps like TikTok

"I heard James Campersonly was arrested for murder. Belle said he must be innocent because he looks pretty."
"Yeah, she's fallen victim to the Ted Bundy Effect."

The Ted Bundy Effect by IanNBF April 8, 2023

the al bundy 

the act of fucking a woman doggy style with all of your clothes on with your left hand tucked into the waistband of your pants, with a beer in your other hand while watching tv....and not enjoying it

dude that chick was awesome. i was drunk and we did the al bundy.

the al bundy by Eddee Flintridge February 7, 2010

The Reverse Al Bundy 

When you and your partner put your hand in each other's pants in front of the crotch and just chill there.

What did you guys do last night?
Oh, we just did The Reverse Al Bundy.

The Reverse Al Bundy by Ugandaknuckles69420 January 12, 2018

the buddy system 

A system used between two or more men to help aid them in the event they are caught in an uncomfortable member of the opposite sex, particularly an unattractive and/or obese female during a party situation. When utilizing this system, the male victim will shout out "BUDDY!" and in turn the nearest member(s) of the buddy chain will come to his rescue.

Nasty party slut: Wanna get out of here?
Victim: Uh, well see...(looking around) uh, BUDDY!
Friend/Wingman (shuffles over to the rescue): So, uh John, you left your laundry downstairs. Oh, then we're up for beer pong. LETS GO.
Victim: Wow thanks man...the buddy system never fails. Did you see her snaggletooth?

the buddy system by Strella January 22, 2006