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Drop The Black Kids Off At The Pool

the action of taking a crap or doing/fulfilling ones brown deeds
(Asian Kid goes to the bathroom for 10 minutes)

Person A: HAHA where have u been?!?!
Person B: YEA!!! WHERE?!?!?

Asian Kid: ChiLLLL, I had to drop the black kids off at the pool...

(Teacher gives Asian Kid two detentions...)

Coolest kid on the block 

Me
I’m the coolest kid on the block

New Kid on the Block

A way of acknowledging a kid that recently moved to the neighborhood. Usually applies until the arrival of a new kid on the block.
Guy 1: "Did you see the new kid on the block?"
Guy 2: " No, where is he from?"

Dropping Black kids off at the Pool 

The act of taking a Crap; Term featured on South Park and other various shows; Comes from the fact that turds are brown and there is water in the toilet bowl
Mom: Be down in a sec honey, I have to drop some black kids off at the pool first.

Dad: Alright babe, don't take too long, because I'll be dropping black kids off at the pool when you're done.

shoot the fatt kid at point blank range 

to bust on someone real bad or to insult them in a point of public humiliation
watch me shoot the fat kid at point blank range

Jew Kids on the Block 

The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.
"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."

"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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