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The Birdman 

A person that is a bird or made up of birds; it can also define someone who EATS birds and is more often used to describe that.
Guy 1: Did he just grab that crow out of the air!
Guy 2: He's eating it too!
Guy 1: Wait its okay its just the Birdman having his mid-day snack

The Birdman Game 

The act of making finger glasses to another individual associated with the art of "the birdman" if the person looks directly into the eyes of the person engaging the situation then they are forced to "drop em and pop em" aka do one push up. Note: the only way to block this is before looking the victim must cover one eye as if he/she is making the "ok" hand symbol.
"The Birdman Game" Just know this ryan aka swag likes men!
The Birdman Game by swagsabitch February 20, 2011

you are not the birdman! 

A way to describe someone who does not belong or has done something stupid or just plain sucks.

Also sometimes pronounced birdmang.
Merlin: Why won't Cindy talk to me?

Nick: Simple, YOU ARE NOT THE BIRDMAN!

Bird-Man [the game] 

A game that involves making a face resembling that of a bird (or "Batman-ish").

Rules:

1) Whoever looks you in the eye(s) while making the 'Bird-Man' face must IMMEDIATELY lay down, regardless of their current situation and/or surroundings.

2) The only way to DEFEND against the 'Bird-Man' is to (if you suspect someone attempting to nail you out of your peripherals) hold up HALF the 'Bird-Man' face with only ONE hand on your face, deeming you immune, and are allowed to look them in the eyes without having to lay down.

3) If the person that looks at the 'Bird-Man' giver is already laying down, for whatever reason, must stand up and then they are allowed to lay back down.

4) Reflections/photographs (mirrors, windows, internet pictures, etc.) are allowed in all circumstances... Lay down!

5) If two people look at each other with the 'Bird-Man' neither have to lay down.


The "Bird-Man" face is explained as follows...

With each hand touch your pointer fingers with your thumbs, (creating two "OKAY" signs). Hold those upside-down on your face, with the O's over your eyes (like goggles)... Note: The defense would be only one hand over one eye.
"Gotcha wif da bird-man! ...yea, take a nap bitch!"

"ahh, dammit"

...Bird-Man the game strikes again
Bird-Man [the game] by Schistose February 4, 2009

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026