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The Bears 

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.
Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
CaptainStumpy: Yeargh! It's one of The Bears! Run for your lives!
The Bears by FirmWare September 28, 2008
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The Bears 

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.
Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
Narada: Oh fux, the bears are out!
The Bears by FirmWare October 4, 2008

THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION 

1 a crazy band that has tons of weird songs.
2. what happens when you hire a woman in a group male newscasters(circa Anchorman)
"i hear that bears can smell the menstration"

"you see that, bears now you have endangered the whole station"

"THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"

The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse 

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"

Release the bears 

When you are so angry at some that you would release Bears to viciously murder your enemy
1) a great conversation stoper
So what is your name
Release the Bears!!
2) what you say when anoying you
Your stupid
You know what
What

Release the bears

Don't Feed the Bears 

A phrase used by ER Physicians descriping the refrain from prescriping narotics.
Hey Dr. Graves, Don't Feed the bears. They only come back for more.
Don't Feed the Bears by Dr. A November 13, 2004

feeding the bears 

that seat cover is feeding the bears at the chicken coop
feeding the bears by synister43 July 11, 2011
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