The Bandit 

A sex move: Performed with 3 people (2 men and a women) Blindfold your girl and start doing her from behind while she's facing a window, now quietly switch places with the other man and have him start doing her while you go outside and have the other man un-blindfold the girl and you wave at her from outside the window.
On a side note: She doesn't know that there are two men and that she is going to be doing two men before this move is preformed.

A - Dude! Me and my bro just did the bandit on her!
B - Yeah man she totally freaked!

The Bandit by Colinmandudebro December 17, 2008

Smokey and the Bandit 

Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.

My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.

Smokey and the Bandit by Maynardspet April 9, 2015

Bare bum the bandit 

Naked (Northern English Saying

I'm not going bare bum the bandit. Your always bare bum the bandit

Bare bum the bandit by Tkovacs November 2, 2020

Beat the bandit 

To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.

Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"

Mike: "What why?"

Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"

Beat the bandit by bret1020393 August 25, 2011

Smokey and the Bandit 

Sucking a fart out of a chicks Anal Rim, and then proceeding to kiss her while burping the fart into her mouth.

Burt Reynolds gave Sally Struthers a "Smokey and the Bandit" during a hot night of love.

Smokey and the Bandit by Peter Frampton January 1, 2006

The Dirty Bandit 

When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!

Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!

The Dirty Bandit by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009

The Dick Bandit 

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

The Dick Bandit by Mommyhole November 13, 2018