The Awakening

I didn’t realize I had been sleepwalking through life until the moment we finally met. That night wasn't just a meeting; it was a quiet, profound wake-up call.

Before you, I was functioning, but I wasn't feeling. When I saw you, it didn't feel like a crash or a collision; it felt like a sudden, deep intake of breath after holding it for years. The numbness I had grown used to simply evaporated.

You looked at me, and the parts of my soul that had gone dormant suddenly opened their eyes. It wasn't just about safety; it was a shock of vitality. You reminded me that passion isn't just for the young or the naive, it’s for the awake.

Meeting you didn't just calm me down; it turned the lights back on. I walked in as someone tired, and I walked out alive.

My life was on mute until that night. Meeting him was The Awakening I didn't know I needed.

The Awakening by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 11, 2026

The rude awakening 

slap soemone across the face with your penis

last night i give my girlfriend the rude awakening

The rude awakening by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007

The Great aWOKening 

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.

You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦

The Great aWOKening by Rikstir January 1, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012