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The Antonio

A large lake-dwelling creature, probably a mammal, with a bad jawline and a large beer belly. Less ripped than his brother The Gracko. Eats only granola. Sometimes sports a goatee.
The Antonio looked at a tree and said to his friend "Do you even know what trees are?"
by Wacky fella November 5, 2023
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The Antonio

When I get shakes his semi-hard dick at someone aggressively.
“I tried to resist him but then he used The Antonio on me and I couldn’t say no.”
by KT2024 January 31, 2024
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The Antonio Brown

When your girl is watching bible study videos, so you sneak behind her, vigorously masterbate and blow a huge load on her back.
My girl wasn’t givin’ me any unless I watched bible videos with her, so I hit her with The Antonio Brown
by fftbrando September 12, 2019
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The A.B. or The Antonio brown.... when you turn on the gospel channel then call your girlfriend in the room... While her back is turned to you watching the television you ejaculate onto her back as she runs out of the room pissed off you take her favorite piece of furniture and throw it out your window onto the street below....
Kyles girlfriend was being a cunt... So he gave her The Antonio brown to straighten her out...
by Tls9211 September 10, 2019
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the antonio brown

When a Man stands behind a woman unknowingly and surprises her by cumming on her back
Yo man I pulled the antonio brown on that girl while she was watching the real housewives last night
by themanbearpig1 September 11, 2019
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The Antonio Brown

When someone comes in your while sleeping and gives you a blowjob. You wake up to it but pretend your still asleep. Complete in their mouth while yelling your own name.
He tried to come in my room and give me a BJ while I was sleeping. He tried The Antonio Brown on me at universal studios.
by Meowboo1 July 14, 2022
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