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The Anton-Effect 

When a low IQ child ranging from 12-16 comes across alex they fall for his facade as a really smart and nice person, even though in reality hes got the intelligence of a wet sack of pennies.
The Anton-Effect combined with a lack of attention from the parents of the child usually results in alex using the children as talking fleshlights.
Some lucky souls break out of their condition and gain consciousness, thus being healed from their ailment.
It is important to keep in mind not every child is at risk of the Anton-Effect, if the child even has a semblence of self worth and self awareness they usually steer clear and remain normal happy and healthy children.
"Aw dude look this little girl used to be normal now she changed her username to "X the blooming rose", another victim of the Anton-Effect"
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The Afton Effect 

When an entity is so evil, that it escapes the power of death itself.
Person 1: How are you alive after being stabbed 27 times?
Person 2: The Afton Effect.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026