The American Dream® 

The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.

Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away

Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait

My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here

My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true

American by the Offspring

Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me

Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.

Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®

The American Dream® by LoZander May 10, 2016

the american dream 

Getting paid a whole lot to do not a whole hell of a lot.

Person 1: Man, I don't want to go to work today. I just want to get paid to sit on my ass.
Person 2: Ahhh, the American Dream lives on.

the american dream by maryla January 14, 2008

The American Dream 

"The american dream is that dream of a land in which life should be better and richer and fuller for everyone, with oppertunity for each according to ability or achievement. it is a difficult dream for the european upper classes to interpret adequatly, and too many of ourselves have grown weary and mistrustful of it. it is not a dream of motercars and high wages mearly, but a dream of social order in which each man and each woman shall be able to attain to the fullest stature of which they are innately capable, and be recognised by others regardless of the fortuitous circumstances of birth or position." (taken from "the epic of america" by Truslow Adams 1921 i.e the first time the words 'the american dream were used')- translation...the americans cant fulfill this as long as they try to out live everyone else and allways have a bigger and better thing then everyone else regardless of wether or not everyone else is, in fact american. it can also be said that this is an idea of absoloute equality, how is this the case when there exsts a president of the united states that can go to was with whatever country it feels like. AS LONG AS THERE IS AN EMPLOYER AND AN EMPLOYEE THERE IS NO EQUALITY

see american political system

The American Dream by Mr cheese November 17, 2004

The American Dream 

Eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting your ass eaten out.

"This is the American Dream!" - Man eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting his ass eaten out.

The American Dream by PK-Wizzle September 26, 2007

The American Dream 

See American Dream, the You fucking morons, that would write it that way.

The American Dream by Dick Hertz May 30, 2003

The American Dream 

To run over someone with their name starting with an "M", as the letter "A" is too wildly popular. Most commonly used if one's upset, distraught or to be hysterical.

Dude, I'm so PISSED right now, I just want to do the American Dream at Mike!
Relax man, things will get better.

The American Dream by twinkinator hawks March 2, 2020

The American Dream 

To get drunk, fuck Romanian hookers, and be Knights AF...

"No Bullshit men, there I was living The American Dream..."'Iprep get ouuuttt'"... ok there I was, I had a bottle of Jameson in one hand, an $80 tin of shitty dip in the other, fucking a Romanian hooker from the ordinance bay... just generally being Knights af.... Fuck you Gibson"

The American Dream by SgtHernandezGum September 22, 2017