A city in NE Tennessee where people in the Abingdon/Bristol area go to find the stores and restaurants that everywhere else in the country has. It is often affectionately referred to as "Jesus City" or "the City of Johnson."
by maryla September 30, 2007
A small town in southwest Virginia that reminds you of that girl in your math class who is very pretty and sweet, but doesn't have much to offer beyond that. Young people in Abingdon learn to entertain themselves, because the alternative is just too terrible. Popular activities include recreational drug use and blowing up things they find at the grocery store with fireworks.
by maryla September 30, 2007
Person 1: Man, I don't want to go to work today. I just want to get paid to sit on my ass.
Person 2: Ahhh, the American Dream lives on.
Person 2: Ahhh, the American Dream lives on.
by maryla January 14, 2008
A smallish city in NE Tennessee that consistently smells like hot chemical farts, because it is home to Eastman Chemical Company.
by maryla September 30, 2007
Obnoxiously Literal-Minded One. A person who takes sarcastic or tongue in cheek comments literally, either because they honestly can't tell the difference, or because they know it will piss you off.
"Yeah, I love having mono. It's the most fun I've had all year."
"Really? That's pretty weird."
"Shut up, OLMO."
"Really? That's pretty weird."
"Shut up, OLMO."
by maryla September 15, 2007
A condensation of both the words terrible and trouble without the vowels. Means both at the same time. Used in online chat channels/forums.
by MaryLA September 29, 2007
A highly sought-after title among many musicians, including (but not limited to) Nickelback, the Beastie Boys, Aerosmith, Linkin Park and Jessica Simpson. It has been speculated that they pursue this appellation because they are unable to compete in arenas of actual merit, and so have rebelled against the established standards to create their own uniquely emetic mixture of atrocious music and popular appeal.
by maryla December 04, 2007